It's a dirty job, why should you do it?
There are a lot of jobs you don't mind doing.  You cut your grass, you clean your pool, you clean your house, but do you really want to clean up your dogs poop?  You can't even bribe your kids to do it.  But let's face it, it needs to be done.  Pet feces carry disease which can be tracked into your house after people walk through the mine field.  This puts your family's health at risk.  So, how do you get this chore done without all the whining and complaining?  You contact Call 2 Doody and they take care of it.  Our MPPs (Military Poop Patrol) led by Sgt. Sammie will canvas your property looking for AWOL pet contraband and immediately take it into custody.  The contraband will be disposed of and you won't even have to see it.  Your family, friends and pets will be safe.  Contact call 2 doody today to have a waste free zone.